Ah, Oliver Perez. Nothing riles up Mets fans more.
After yesterday’s short and walk-ridden start, what should the Mets do with Perez? I took to Twitter to find out. Here are some responses…
purple_fairy5: get rid of Ollie i'm sick of his antics.
cwatt08: eat the terrible contract and move on. Make a push for Roy Oswalt as well. (Ed. note: It’s not 2005 anymore.)
Jessica_Teresa: Get rid of him!
kevin_tor: Hire Dan Aykroyd and Daniel Stern to kidnap him and keep him from playing the rest of the season.
charlieryczek: take him out back and finish him the way of ole yeller
Majin_Bernard: Take him out the rotation, make him clean up the garbage that keeps being blown onto the field.
SwagBucksFan: burn him at the stake
Well, that about solves it. Release him, make him a garbage man or put him out of his misery like Ole Yeller. Just what I expected.