Well, you can buy Lenny Dykstra's house, now discounted from $27.5 million!
Here's the link for the house. Happy bidding.
"It's a compound; it's not a house," said Dykstra, the former All-Star outfielder. "I can go for a couple of days and not see any other family members. I found out I had a tennis court I didn't know I had. And I had to buy it completely furnished. I couldn't afford to buy furniture to fill this place. Are you kidding me?"
Oh, and if you do have $25 mil on hand, if you could shoot some my way, that would be awesome.